Substitutions

July 16, 2011 § 1 Comment

You know substitions? Like the ones that happen on the football field? When a dude who wants to kick the ball is replaced by another dude who wants to kick the ball? Yes I know, poor ball.

I do such substitutions too, with words. I mean, replace one word somewhere; maybe in a sentence, maybe in a song. It is hilarious I tell you. Sometimes.

So the other day I was listening to this old favourite of mine. An A.R.Rahman classic from the movie Rangeela. I substituted a word in it. Then I beheld the profoundness of what I had created. And then I blogged about it.

Pyaar Yeh Jaane Kaisa Hai–Rangeela

So the lyrics go:

Pyaar ye jaane kaisa hai kya kahein ye kuchh aisa hai
Kabhi dard ye deta hai kabhi chein ye deta hai
Kabhi gam deta hai kabhi khushi deta hai
Din to guzarte hain jiske khayaalon mein
Raatein guzarti hain uski hi yaadon mein
Waqt milan ka aaye to raahon mein
Jhoome bahaarein phoolon ki kaliyon mein
Bhanvaron ki toli aaye
Kaliyon pe vo mandaraaye
Darr ye fiza ka bhi dil se mitaaye…
I substitued “Pyaar” with “Potty” Smile with tongue out
 
[Yes, I know. Potty related humour this is. This is what happens after you see Delhi Belly twice…Or maybe I am sick like that]
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Bread Humour

March 17, 2011 § Leave a comment

K’Naan has a brother. What is his name?

 

 

Answer: K’Roti Smile with tongue out

[ducks to avoid rotten tomatoes]

The guy is a brilliant artist though. Two of his songs that I like are embedded here. Listen to them.

‘A bird does not sing because it has an answer, it sings because it knows a song’

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Fatima

Potty Humour

November 24, 2009 § Leave a comment

“So, you sing songs in the toilet, eh?” she asks.

“Yeah. I do”, he answers, not sure if its a thing he should be proud of.

“What songs?”, she asks

*Thinks of something that will make her laugh*

“Hmm, how about ‘Aati Nahin’? ”, he answers

“Old Joke. But that is when you are…er..constipated na…what about the normal times?”

“Oh then. Then I sing, ‘Tum aa gaye ho, noor aa gaya hai…’”

*Peals of laughter at the other end of the line*

Microsoft Firefox

April 22, 2008 § 5 Comments

Yes, you read that right 😛 And you can find it at Microsoft Firefox. I was surfing the net when I came across this site. On first impression, it seemed like a giant hoax. It still seems like one, but is so funny that it had me smiling (would’ve burst out laughing, but then I’m in office). A sample from the site:

Microsoft Firefox 2007 was designed to be more streamlined and less cluttered with unnecessary items and options. Our goal was to maximize the screen real estate devoted to the desktop that you want to view and to reduce the amount of toolbar space that can sometimes take up as much as a third of the screen (Mozilla Firefox before Microsoft’s acquisition).
Most of the options you used previously in Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox are still there.  It’s simply been hidden and encrypted with 512bit protection, and thus cannot be accessed. There is however, a new Favorites Folder that contains your favorite websites, Real Simple Sex downloads, and browsing history. Make sure you explore the new toolbar to see all your options including margin manipulation, page view, settings, and more.
and

How do I install/uninstall Microsoft Firefox?

  1. Here and download the appropriate version of Microsoft Firefox compatible with your operating system.
  2. Follow the online instructions.
* Note: Previous installations of browsers such as Internet Explorer and Mozilla Firefox, will automatically be overwritten. The removal of Microsoft Firefox from your system violates international copyright law. Therefore, you cannot legally uninstall Microsoft Firefox.
Do have a look at the features and also the “new” technology on offer. And the ad video is pretty good too. Also check out what is required to run it on your computer
These guys have a downloadable exe(installer) too. But I didn’t wanna try it out.
Do have a look at it before MS finds out and the website is shut down. 
And what is the feature that appeals to me? Well, the new RSS feature looks pretty solid 😉

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