One Woman Man

2009 July 5
by Mithun

“So you’re a one woman man?”, she asks.

“Yes. That I am…”, he says.

“Okay, then. Doesn’t that mean that your ex was your ‘one woman’ ?”

He looks at her, the sparkling eyes and naughty smile playing on her lips and says, “Oh, nothing like that. She wasn’t a woman.”

Her eyes widen and a stream of laughter comes from her.

“Oh, stop laughing. You know what I mean. I meant that she wasn’t THE woman.”

13 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 July 6

    funny how one article in the sentence can change the entire meaning!
    that too now THE law has been passed! :D

    hey, popped over from Rach’s blog (creating world wali :P )

    • 2009 July 6

      i quote yaya patekar, the english professor, “One article makes a Guy Gay” he says :P

      welcome to this nondescript place, Gauri…

  2. 2009 July 6

    HAHAHAHHAHAHHAA… that WAS phunny!

  3. 2009 July 7

    Very funny.
    My husband thinks Rakhi’s swayamvar should also feature some women as things are legal now.Your post reminded me of his wise crack.

    • 2009 July 7

      thank God that I don’t have access to TV around here :P i would have poked my eyes out or something :P
      girls for rakhi’s swayamwar eh? that wld be interesting :D

  4. 2009 July 8
    Rach permalink

    What’s with those hideous smileys? :O

    ohh… btw u should thank me… finally u get some visitors… that too from MY list!… LOL

    • 2009 July 8

      apparently these are the new wordpress default smileys => :) :D :P :(

      thank u rach, for redirecting visitors from ur site to mine, and thus driving up the abysmal visitor stats for my blog…thank you once again…

      • 2009 July 8
        Rach permalink

        u really dont need to be so embarassingly thankful!

        anyways.. forgot to mention… Good post! :)

        hope V’s smiling :P

  5. 2009 July 17

    U, V…. Z….. one and the same thing, don’t u think? :P

  6. 2009 July 30

    Maybe she was a demon and not a woman……much like some those demons in mythological stories who appear to be beautiful “apsaras”……have seen quite a few such demons lately :P

    • 2009 August 1

      dude, could you tell me abt the demons over email? so that we can sorta exorcise them??

  7. 2009 July 8

    Thank You…but i needed to acknowledge your munificence :P and who is this V you speak of?

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